I KNOW
AND YOU CAN’T FUCKING RUB YOUR EYES
I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU PEOPLE FUCKING DO IT
LIKE
WHAT IF A TINY ASS ROCK LANDS IN YOUR EYE
OR OUT OF NOWHERE YOU CLOSE YOU EYES AND YOUR EYELASH RICOCHETS INTO YOUR FUCKING PUPIL
OR IT GETS ITCHY AS HELL
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO?
NO BLINKING DOES NOT FUCKING WORK I SWEAR TO GOD
YOU FUCKING RUB THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT
AND IF YOU HAVE MAKEUP ON YOU LIKE AS IF YOU’RE ABOUT TO PERFORM SOME TRIBAL RITUAL WITH ALL THAT BLACK SMEARED MASCARA ON YOUR FACE
