His voice was like liquid mercury and just as dangerous. It was titillating. “I’m very well practiced in the likes of vanilla coitus.”

This is an excerpt from 50 Shades of Grey.

Guys.

Guys how is this a New York Times Bestseller.

Guys.

Guys how.

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